Gmail vs. hotmail

Big Farisko me manda un mail a hotmail, un mail de esos que te hacen agradecer a dIOS la existencia de gmail y tener diferenciadas las tonterías/spam y el correo mas o menos decente.
Afortunadamente, sin pedirlo, existe una gran diferencia temático-estética entre gmail y hotmail. Al primero me llegan correos directos, personales, sin reenvíos ni peticiones, avisos de cierre o bandas violentas que se mosquean si les haces ráfagas.
Al segundo, bueno, al segundo me llega lo que llega a hotmail, y sobretodo como llega.
El correo de hoy empezaba con una especie de "leer despacio" ¿Como coj. quieres que lo lea rápido entre tanta porquería? Podría parecer que está hecho a propósito para ralentizar la lectura pero es que cualquier correo reenviado de un reenvío de una cadena de un spam llega en las mismas condiciones, cosa que no suelo ver en gmail.
Aquí el ejemplo:
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PD: Hay que reconocer que algunos tienen gracia
El virus ACHILIPÚ (de hotmail)